Since everyone writes stupid love stories with and about beell cow_ghitza* Kaulitz, I’ve decided to write one, too. I don’t like beell cow_ghitza* Kaulitz or tokyo burdello*…I just wanna be cool like the rest of the people. So…what version do you prefer? beell cow_ghitza* taking drugs..? beell cow_ghitza* jumping off a church because he can’t take the pain anymore…or beell cow_ghitza* the gay? I like all of them…so the story will sound like this: beell cow_ghitza* is a gay from Germany. He lives in Magdeburg with his stupid twin brother. He’s the vocalist of a “punk-rock†band called tokyo burdello*. At the age 15 he starts to take drugs... At the age 17…he is mentally retarded…so he jumps off a church and dies. This will never happen… I’m sure that many of you would like that! But wake up, dudes! It will never happen. beell cow_ghitza* will never jump off a church…but beell cow_ghitza* could be gay…and beell cow_ghitza* could take drugs. Maybe he’s already gay…maybe he’s taking drugs right now, in this very moment. Just imagine that you can do anything you want with beell cow_ghitza*, tom k_oitza*, Gustav and Georg. I’m doing it right now.
CHAPTER I: “I’m famous, man!â€
beell cow_ghitza* was walking on a lonely street in Magdeburg. He didn’t enjoy that, because he liked it more when he was surrounded by stupid and naïve girls who wanted his autograph…or telephone number…or…anything else. In all of his interviews he always said that he didn’t like it and that he doesn’t sing for money, but why should we lie??? That’s what all celebrities do! They give interviews for money, they sing for money, they dance for money, they eat with some poor children from Africa for money… So why would a character like beell cow_ghitza* Kaulitz would be such a “saint†and not take money??? So as I was saying…he was walking on a lonely street, thinking about lies that he will say in future interviews, about how to make himself look more like a girl… Suddenly he remembered that he saw a pretty cute dress at the Gucci shop in Paris. So… he took out his pink Siemens phone out of the purse he always keeps hidden in his jacket and called his manager, David: “David…hello baby! I need a favor… I have to go to Paris because I really need to buy myself a Gucci dress..†“Why do you need Paris…? We have a Gucci shop in Berlin, too…†“Well…there’s something else…I met this French guy in Paris and he’s really cute.†“OK, whatever…so I’ll make an arrangement and send you’all to Paris for a week…is that OK?†“Yeah, man! Thanks a lot. I love you, man!†“Keep it up, beell cow_ghitza*!†beell cow_ghitza* kept thinking about the French dude as he walked home. When he entered the house, he saw tom k_oitza* making out with a girl.
continuarea...anyone??
_______________________________________ It's a fucked up world....and a fucked up place...everybody's judged by their fucked up face. It ain't a shame that you can't say FUCK... FUCK's just a word and it's all fucked up
#2
crazy_4bill
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NUasta e cea mai stupida povestepe care am auzito vreodata
ba ce prostie ba ma enervezi ca cica la desteapta asta beell cow_ghitza* e gay ba vin si sitzi f*t de numa stele verzi vezi
_______________________________________ beell cow_ghitza* my love....my angel...nu pot trai fara el ...nu pot zambi daca nu vad o poza cu el in fiecare zi ...nu pot rade fara sa ascult muzica lor in fiecare zi ...visez in fiecare zi ca sunt cu el ...totzi imi spun ca nu am nici o sansa ...iar eu le zambesc si le spun NU TE COSTA NIMIC SA VISEZI...TE IUBESC beell cow_ghitza* ...pentru tn traiesc
#4
crazy_4bill
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as vrea sa o vad k as baga si eu.....mah asta deja are halucinatii
buey sunt popular ce va tot frecatzi att deci tacetzi k sunt vedetaaa
_______________________________________ It's a fucked up world....and a fucked up place...everybody's judged by their fucked up face. It ain't a shame that you can't say FUCK... FUCK's just a word and it's all fucked up
makr eu am talent nu k voi cu "fanfic-uri" in kr beell cow_ghitza* o saruta pe impricinata din 2 in 2 secunde
_______________________________________ It's a fucked up world....and a fucked up place...everybody's judged by their fucked up face. It ain't a shame that you can't say FUCK... FUCK's just a word and it's all fucked up
de cand m-am nascut...buey nu va mai ofticatzi...chiar am talent fuck u
_______________________________________ It's a fucked up world....and a fucked up place...everybody's judged by their fucked up face. It ain't a shame that you can't say FUCK... FUCK's just a word and it's all fucked up
#9
sweety_bill
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fuck udak ai avea talent nu ai scrie aici.asa k pa
ahhh deci aici scriu numai deaia fara talent, am inteles..atunci ma car..nu am ce cauta la retardati
_______________________________________ It's a fucked up world....and a fucked up place...everybody's judged by their fucked up face. It ain't a shame that you can't say FUCK... FUCK's just a word and it's all fucked up
neah dak nu itzi place de beell cow_ghitza* sau tom k_oitza* ce cautzi pe forumu asta ba gorila drq in caz k nu ai obs aici sunt numa fani.... na shi o poza k sa te oftici mai moolt
Io mi-am facut roman ... – poza de love_kaulitz013, in Povesti · 8.8KB
oanath_bill lil`gay club* Hater Din: i'm coming fast in your dream.
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fa anti fano...esti o gaina cu gripa aviara...noi suntem sanatoare...bis bis k dak nu chem aia cu furtunu...poate te zboare cu tot cu gripa ta aviara
_______________________________________ .....just a person change my life.....U ... my little engel for the night....my little sweet , sensible guy...i love u so much...and i'll stop love u when i'll close my eyes 4ever......(love Billie so much 4 ever)
stati ..asa de cine vb...?de poetry_rulz...?sau de bill_tom_hot_th ea nu e anti fan ea e fan .....sa stiti si ....ba IUBW*..vezi cum vb de beell cow_ghitza* k dak iti fut o palma te intorci de unde ai vebit din tomberoane...nu ai ce cauta printre noi ....haide om al tomberoanelor pleaka ..pa,pa si sa nu mai vi....a da nu uita sa nu ne scri...
_______________________________________ komm...und rette mich.... komm...und give me a sweet...kiss..on my lips...beell cow_ghitza* komm...und rette..mich.. rette mich...
_______________________________________ It's a fucked up world....and a fucked up place...everybody's judged by their fucked up face. It ain't a shame that you can't say FUCK... FUCK's just a word and it's all fucked up
#20
Bill Sux I'm The Best Ever Din: World
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eu vreau cont si dak vreti sa stiti dc cititi topicul: voi kiar nu stiti de gluma..ok?
_______________________________________ Fuck Off xD
ma gonesteee ((( wah faci discriminari de la varsta asta nu e bine tz tz tz
_______________________________________ It's a fucked up world....and a fucked up place...everybody's judged by their fucked up face. It ain't a shame that you can't say FUCK... FUCK's just a word and it's all fucked up
de unde shtii u ce varsta am yo?????????????shi nu fac discriminari numa k u nu esti fan gay club* esti vedete* shi in kz k nu tzi ai dat seama asta e un forum in kre discuta numa fanii
antifanule iate de viatza ta!!!!Sau nu ai asha ceva shi te ei dea altora??? shi nu mai pune ficuri dinastea tampite ca in curand o sa ajungi la 9 da itzi promit ca te vizitez shitzi aduc shi poze cu beell cow_ghitza*
_______________________________________ "Pe vedete* ii tratam cu spatele"-tokyo burdello*
draga adiutza4tom...mai bine vezi-tzi de gigolo-ul tau si lasa-ma pe mine in pace nu te cunosc...nu ma cunosti...si la 9 ajungi u sigur....te voi vizita...si iti voi aduce de fiekre data o sticla cu nectar de vinete
_______________________________________ It's a fucked up world....and a fucked up place...everybody's judged by their fucked up face. It ain't a shame that you can't say FUCK... FUCK's just a word and it's all fucked up
((( wah faci discriminari de la varsta asta nu e bine tz tz tz 
da itzi promit ca te vizitez shitzi aduc shi poze cu beell cow_ghitza* 
nu te cunosc...nu ma cunosti...si la 9 ajungi u sigur....te voi vizita...si iti voi aduce de fiekre data o sticla cu nectar de vinete